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  Women! Sheesh!

  by John Doe in

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  i've got a pregant coworker.

  needless to say, she's a woman.

  evidently, asking "are you still pregnant" is not an appropriate way to broach the subject.

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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  Are pornos considered action films?
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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  The Dark Knight.

  Seriously, there's too many good ones to name.
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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  How could I forget the X-Files, Fight the Future?
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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  Shamus, it's a movie. You're touching on a pet peeve of mine. Movies are not supposted to trick you into thinking they're reality. Who cares if the scenery was fake? It was still a cool movie. Especially if you're uncomfortable with heights.
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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  Stallone, Cliffhanger
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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  Clint Eastwood The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
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  Olympic Torch Failure A Blessing!

  by leec in

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  the olympics is nothing more than a satanic contest between one wild beast and another.

  the failure of the forth arm of the olympic torch is a twofold prophesy, to wit:.

  1) the beast cannot stand on its own, it will ultimately fail due to man's folly!.

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  Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux
  > said "Boudreaux , you see
  > dat ole barn out dere? Well man, its completely infestered wit rats. I
  > tried
  > everything I know an can't
  > get rid of dem."
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  > Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You
  > gotta get you one of dem
  > bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, Whats a bull constriptor?". Boudreaux
  > explains, "man. dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats
  > and
  > swallers dem whole, all at once".
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  > Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and bought
  > him da biggest bull
  > constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose
  > right in da middle and
  > just sat dere and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time,
  > I
  > mean long, an dere
  > wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da
  > middle of dat barn and
  > slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.
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  > So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone,
  > "Boudreaux, man
  > dats some bad advice bout dat snake.Dem rats is still runnin' al around
  > and
  > dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long." Boudreaux says, "Man,
  > Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake
  > some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"
  > Boudreaux say,"I was
  > just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to
  > use
  > for a reptile dysfunction."
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  Best Action Films

  by beksbks in

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  i'm sure we've done this, but it's been a while.. one of my top favorites, it's on now, die hard.

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  Indiana Jones

  Rambo

  Jackie Chan First Strike

  The Jackal

  etc. etc.
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  Women! Sheesh!

  by John Doe in

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  i've got a pregant coworker.

  needless to say, she's a woman.

  evidently, asking "are you still pregnant" is not an appropriate way to broach the subject.

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  Oh, she isn't showing. I was just making conversation, so I asked "So, you still pregnant?" There were two women there actually, and they both cracked up. They said "That's why you're a guy, and we're women. You should say "How is the pregnancy coming?" Sheesh. As if I want to ask an open ended question about something I don't really care about.